HIATUS… Sorry, but its back… and late again.
1. Taxidermy, the gift that keeps on giving
Craigslist is a crazy place. You can find a lot of “things” on there. For example, this:
THAT IS A REAL (FORMER) WILDCAT. And thanks to the great people at Hoop-N-Nannies Taxidermy it is currently on sale for the incredible (it works both ways) price of $1,000. Luckily for the “manufacturer” with just a quick jersey change it could easily be regifted to fans of Arizona, Villanova, Davidson and Kansas State.
2. Tony Oliva, another old person who loves the Nintendo Wii
Here is the boarder line hall of famer and the 1964 AL Rookie of the Year playing his grandson in a game of baseball on the Wii. Again, old people are better at this Wii thing than the kiddies.
3. Tatum Bell brings back his ability to carry (things away) to the Broncos
This after the Lions as cut him as they signed Rudi Johnson. Bell then “accidentally” carried away Johnson’s luggage.
He hasn’t been able to find work in the NFL and was most recently seen selling cell phones in a Denver-area mall.
Bell racked up nearly 2,000 total rushing yards in 2005 and 2006. I just hope Bell makes the best of what is almost certainly his one last chance in the NFL.
4. Theft in the name of love
20-year-old Binghamton University basketball player Malik Alvin has been booted off the team after being charged with shoplifting from an incident on October 26. He was at klepto’s paradise, Walmart and was caught shoving 36 condoms down his pants.
Binghamton basketball players are getting busy…
Then as Alvin was making his escape he knocked a 66-year-old female customer over. She dropped her pills all over the place and he then slipped on them. THAT LAST PART WAS MADE UP, or was it?
By: Jimmy Smith
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