So What Should Shaq's Nickname Be Now?

He was the original Superman in Orlando.

He was The Diesel.
I'm not sure why he was called Big Aristotle.

In Phoenix he was The Big Cactus

But now what for Dan Ferry's new best friend?


Post your ideas in the comments section and I will add them to the growing list.

Jarrod Yost, my good friend from Oklahoma University says "The Big Stimulus." I appreciate the concern for Cleveland but that would have to be a BIG stimulus.

Drew Mojzer, a fellow Ohio University grad and a native of the Cincinnati area says Shaq's new nickname should be "Big River Fire." To which I say, Cincinnati has bad sports teams.... wait that doesn't work coming from a Clevelander.

Mike Tomlinson, another fellow OU grad says "The Cleveland Steamer." Thanks Mike, way to sneak that in there.

My cousin Mike Smith had this to say...
"leShaq is probably my favorite... but i think maybe there will be other names like... Grandpa shaq... Kryptoshaq... and maybe the Frozen Aristotle... get it... cleveland... frozen..."
Riveting stuff Mike, just riveting.

The best one I have seen is "Witness Protection." Thanks to Jordan Young for that one.

I think Shaq should patrol the streets of Cleveland, you know, as an Air Marshall. Than maybe we wouldn't lead the nation in drifters.