Anze Kopitar Unzips Marty Turco

Love me.

Love,

The NHL

By: Jimmy Smith

See Ya Blake Griffin -Sincerely College Hoops

Now that Oklahoma is out of the tournament with that 3-pointer brick contest, Blake Griffin has an important decision to make.

Hopefully this man leaves early. I normally don't say that because I like to see players get their tailoring in the college game. But this one must go, we will see him again... If you love something, let it go Oklahoma, he will come back and make a monumental donation to the school.

Mark my words, he will go number one overall in the draft, whenever he comes out...

According to the blogs, that is Blake. I doubt it, but it could be his brother Taylor.

Blake is for sure a first rounder and most likely the overall number one. I will go out and say it will be Griffin first taken. But how about the Adam Morrison re-incarnate, BJ Mullens, who said he is going pro after one year at the "pro factory" Ohio State.


Following in the shoes of the great Kosta Koufos... WHO, the seven foot tall BJ will leave after one year at The State and most likely embarrass himself.

UNTIL THEN, BLAKE SAYS LETS PARTY

By: Jimmy Smith

LenDale White's Birthday Party Did Not Have A Pinata, But It Did Have This...

Full coverage of the whole event, through the eyes of some guy that miraculously made it through security, a negligent driver and a suicidal quarterback.

Watching athletes get drunk off of premium water while LenDale hides in the back room and eats his ice cream statue.

By: Jimmy Smith

Back From An Early Spring Break

Went to Miami and Fort Lauderdale... Sweet stuff. Saw a chicken running around the parking lot of an Applebee's...

But back to it, I love when ESPN doesn't run its "face-recognition technology" because fun things happen when Curt Schilling announces his retirement.

This had to have been First (Cold Pizza) Take.

By: Jimmy Smith

Patrick Ewing Also Hit By Craponomy

Another edition of "This Had To Be For Money, And Lots Of It."

Snickers and Patrick Ewing finally a team.

I'm not sure why, but that kinda reminded me of this...

By: Jimmy Smith

You're In Urine

Only in America? Am I right.

I don't know about you, but lugging around your own drug test sample is not all that fun.

What's wrong with peeing in the woods... what is wrong with that.

I guess you don't get to cover your junk with a magic towel in the fairway if you did it the ol' fashioned way.

By : Jimmy Smith

Too Much Curve Helps Baseball But Hurts Hockey

Toronto Maple Leafs Head Coach Ron Wilson asks the referees to measure the curve on Jason Spezza's stick right before the faceoff.

So what do you do... Not this.

Spezza tries to cheat by breaking his stick intentionally and trying to exchange it at the bench with a legal one, but the referees catch that too. The stick is measured and Spezza gets a 2 minute penalty for using an illegal stick.

Yes it is illegal when you can shoot directly behind yourself.

Only two minutes for that? Okay, well at least Ottawa won 2-1.

By Jimmy Smith

This Is Me Every Night, Calling My Pals

By: Jimmy Smith