NFL Week 6 Roundup: Congrats on blowing your one true chance to shine

The Lions had to use their 5th round draft pick of 2005 because of Jon Kitna's injury (puss out). In stepped the man they once called "Dandy Dan" during his days at UConn. Dan didn't take a live snap in 2007. Or 2006. Or 2005.

Dan Orlovsky made his first start of his career. He only hoped it would be a start that saw him carrying a terrible team on his back to victory.
You just didn't know that it'd be a getting-a-safety-by-accidentally-running-out-of-the-back-of-your-own-end-zone type of day. Because the final score: Vikings 12, Lions 10.


Also worth note: The Bengals leading rusher was...
A: The Hamburglar (THIS IS THE INCORRECT ANSWER)
B: Damato Peko (THIS IS THE INCORRECT ANSWER)
C: Ryan Fitzpatrick
D: Thomas Jones (THIS IS THE INCORRECT ANSWER)

His total... 23 yards

Dance of the day winner:
Marcus Washington

I think he is riding a pony or his balls are on fire.

By: Jimmy Smith