For the Browns, its an easy Ten-Step program

Step One: Draft “Future QB”

Step Two: Start schmuck QB

Step Three: Get Lucky

Step Four: Pay schmuck to star status

Step Five: “Star” gets hurt

Step Six: “Star” sucks and so does team

Step Seven: Tease fans with a chance that “Future QB” could play

Step Eight: Don’t play him

Step Nine: Lose all hope

Step Ten: Repeat


By: Jimmy Smith