Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Weekly Top 4 "T"s

Sorry its late:

Tuesday starts with T, you know what else starts with T…

1. “Tweak”

Greg Oden is back to basketball after missing last season after a knee surgery. Day one of Trail Blazers practice and like clock work, Oden rolled his ankle.

"Tweaked his ankle," Blazers head coach Nate McMillan said. "He's fine. No problem with that.”

Its not a big deal, except his career has yet to start and he already is looking like he is made of paper.

But look at that face, how could you not love him, or that puppy of his.


At least Portland has something to be proud of…


2. The Boston Globe and “wiener” references

I did not know that the Patriots had anymore backup quarterbacks.

But they do, this is Kevin O’Connell and he has a situation.

The Boston Globe ran this picture on Sunday. Looks okay to me…

Look again.


Looks like its apology time.

From The Boston Globe:
Editor’s note: A photo on Page C6 in Sunday’s Sports section showed Patriots rookie quarterback Kevin O’Connell wearing a wristband with inappropriate language written on it. The photo did not meet the Globe’s journalistic standards and should not have been published.

3. Travis Henry aspires to be Pablo Escobar just like Vinny Chase

Allegedly, Travis Henry was involved in a cocaine deal. He was arrested Tuesday by the DEA.

Authorities said it was a "multi-kilogram cocaine transaction” in the Denver suburb of Centennial.

I couldn’t find a mug-shot, this will do.


This stuff just writes itself half of the time. Thank god for the NFL, it makes my job so much easier. Actually thank god for the Bengals…

4. Three times a loser


Oh, there is the mug-shot I needed. But that is some one who only wishes the were Travis Henry (or Vice Versa, its hard to tell anymore).

Cedric Benson, almost in a storybook turn of events, was signed by the Cincinnati Bengals.

DeDe Dorsey hurt his hamstring on Sunday against Cleveland and looks to be done for the season. So, obviously you sign Cedric Benson, right Bengals.

So much for that clean-up act by cutting Chris Henry, because you quickly resigned him and gave him a friend. Losers travel in herds, remember that.

OPEN YOUR EYES CHRIS!

By: Jimmy Smith

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