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JJ's Cat Asking The Eternal Question
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JJ's Cat Asking The Eternal QuestionBy: Jimmy Smith
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Rim This is Chin, Chin You Remember Rim...
The New Orleans Hornets love self mutilation. So here is a guy banging his face (looks like he did it on purpose, he hardly moved) on the rim during halftime.
Luckily he gets up and acts tough, knowing that the Milwaukee Bucks Mascot Bango was euthanized for much less.
By: Jimmy Smith
Luckily he gets up and acts tough, knowing that the Milwaukee Bucks Mascot Bango was euthanized for much less.
By: Jimmy Smith
This (I Thought) Is Normally Only Seen During An Allan Jackson Concert
Like cattle with their weights attached to them, that is the 41 year old embarrassment to her kids, Shelly Lawlor. It was open cheerleader tryout day for the New England Patriots.
I could see her in her daughter's closet now.
"Something sheer, something sheer... Damnit Trixie, where is your prom dress?"
By: Jimmy Smith
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Eat it Reggie Miller
Meet Spencer Krhin.
Last Friday night, his team—Southwood High in Wabash, Indiana—was trailing cross-town rival Northfield by nine points with 46.1 seconds to play.
Then this happened.
Almost as good as Reggie Miller's six points i five seconds.
Reggie Miller - 6 Points In 3.2 Seconds
Last Friday night, his team—Southwood High in Wabash, Indiana—was trailing cross-town rival Northfield by nine points with 46.1 seconds to play.
Then this happened.
Almost as good as Reggie Miller's six points i five seconds.
Reggie Miller - 6 Points In 3.2 Seconds
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Alex Ovechkin Makes Hockey An Easy Sell... In Some Places
From last night against the Canadians
But this is his greatest goal and maybe the best ever. From 2006 against the Coyotes.
By: Jimmy Smith
But this is his greatest goal and maybe the best ever. From 2006 against the Coyotes.
By: Jimmy Smith
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
R.Kelly Songs Are Apparently Ideal For Showing Off Your Soccer Skills, But...
This can also happen. Especially when your house is a 24/7 club scene and your dad snorts cocaine off the breakfast bar.
I want to assume that this is from another country (The whole soccer thing, oh and R. Kelly is still big in Europe. Don't ask how, but something tells me that in Germany peeing on young girls is an ultimate sign of respect).
And not that I want to know, but a curious passerby would be disturbed by the costume choice of Pops. I didn't know Fruit of the Loom made pre-made shit brown underjams.
By: Jimmy Smith
I want to assume that this is from another country (The whole soccer thing, oh and R. Kelly is still big in Europe. Don't ask how, but something tells me that in Germany peeing on young girls is an ultimate sign of respect).
And not that I want to know, but a curious passerby would be disturbed by the costume choice of Pops. I didn't know Fruit of the Loom made pre-made shit brown underjams.
By: Jimmy Smith
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
99...100... Ready Or Not Here I Come
Here is a video of Carrie Underwood "Matrixing" the video coverage her at an Ottawa Senators game. She is dating the Sens Mike Fisher and apparently doesn't want people to know it. Hide and seek is not in Carrie's skill set.
Man, what is it about hot ladies and their hockey boyfriends/husbands. They may not get paid a lot, but they have plenty ASSets.
Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery of the Stars/Dion Phanuef of the Flames:
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie of the Islanders:
And don't forget:
Candace Cameron and Valeri Bure
By: Jimmy Smith
Man, what is it about hot ladies and their hockey boyfriends/husbands. They may not get paid a lot, but they have plenty ASSets.
Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery of the Stars/Dion Phanuef of the Flames:
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie of the Islanders:
And don't forget:
Candace Cameron and Valeri Bure
By: Jimmy Smith
Finally...
Not the move, but the headline. Deuce McAllister cut by the Saints leads FOX Sports to write something I would say every time I had to cut him during fantasy football, damn injuries. I say it everyday, it has its own hand gesture.
By: Jimmy Smith
By: Jimmy Smith
Friday, February 13, 2009
Hockey Radio Play-By-Play Guys Are Down WIth Pop Culture
As I am one. For the Ohio Bobcats of course. I can appreciate what is being done here.
That man is Randy Moller, a former NHLer who spent one year in Florida before retiring in 1995. He got a promotion, sort of and now he's calling their games on radio. And yells things after each goal. Which, luckily for him, doesn't happen for the Panthers all that much.
By: Jimmy Smith
That man is Randy Moller, a former NHLer who spent one year in Florida before retiring in 1995. He got a promotion, sort of and now he's calling their games on radio. And yells things after each goal. Which, luckily for him, doesn't happen for the Panthers all that much.
By: Jimmy Smith
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
I Just Show The Evidence, You Make The Judgement
Maybe Santonio Holmes didn't get two feet down?
UPDATE:
Here is another shot, STEELERS WIN.
Damn I hoped he only had one foot down.
By: Jimmy Smith
UPDATE:
Here is another shot, STEELERS WIN.
Damn I hoped he only had one foot down.
By: Jimmy Smith
Monday, February 2, 2009
The Puppy Bowl 09- Michael Vick Is Wondering How This Is Legal
I wasted my time one year when this was on after the Super Bowl. It was Super Bowl XL, Steelers and Seahawks.
But now the Puppy Bowl has moved to a time that more competes with the Super Bowl. It used to be after the game, now its just before the biggest football game on the planet.
I heard this year a parrot sang the national anthem.
In case you still have no idea what I am talking about, here is footage from last year's game, or Puppy Bowl IV.
By: Jimmy Smith
But now the Puppy Bowl has moved to a time that more competes with the Super Bowl. It used to be after the game, now its just before the biggest football game on the planet.
I heard this year a parrot sang the national anthem.
In case you still have no idea what I am talking about, here is footage from last year's game, or Puppy Bowl IV.
By: Jimmy Smith
Hockey Yields Internet Video Greatness
The GTHL, or Greater Toronto Hockey League features future stars.
It produced great talent such as Paul Coffey, Eric Lindros, Jason Spezza, Rick Nash, Brendan Shanahan, Sam Gagner and Andrew Cogliano are just a few of those who have been featured in the Greater Toronto Hockey League.
The newest player to grab the spotlight, Victor Adamo of the Toronto Young Nationals.
Now watch this save.
It produced great talent such as Paul Coffey, Eric Lindros, Jason Spezza, Rick Nash, Brendan Shanahan, Sam Gagner and Andrew Cogliano are just a few of those who have been featured in the Greater Toronto Hockey League.
The newest player to grab the spotlight, Victor Adamo of the Toronto Young Nationals.
Now watch this save.
Larry Fitzgerald Sr. Making Misspelling Phun Again
Sure is is the most popular dad of a NFL wide receiver who is a sports journalist. But that 15 minutes of fame went to his head.
So much so that he changed Anquan Boldin's last name. He has that kind of power, I guess.
FROM THE Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder
"He has the first-ever team to have three receivers — Fitzgerald, Anquan Bolden and Steve Breaston — on a Super Bowl team who each have over 1,000 yards."
Cranky old non-spell checker its Anquan Boldin... Pal.
By: Jimmy Smith
So much so that he changed Anquan Boldin's last name. He has that kind of power, I guess.
FROM THE Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder
"He has the first-ever team to have three receivers — Fitzgerald, Anquan Bolden and Steve Breaston — on a Super Bowl team who each have over 1,000 yards."
Cranky old non-spell checker its Anquan Boldin... Pal.
By: Jimmy Smith
Pilot Who Landed In Water Gets National Spotlight, Pat Tillman Gets Forgotten
I'm fine with the honoring of the guy who lucked out by landing the plane in the water. It was his only option and it saved lives, great. But if it didn't, landing a plane in water would not be the new "fad." What he did was a life-saving act, but what if it didn't work. He would be cast off as an idiot who thought landing in water would be safe.
I think radically sometimes. Everyone does. But my problem is that Pat Tillman was completely forgotten from the Super Bowl activities. Even when they announced Gen. Petreaus as the coin flipper, it would have fit in. But no, they forgot.
Here is a good story from USA Today about Pat Tillman being mentioned in Hall of Fame conversation.
Politics and patriotism are normally things I avoid. I love this country and feel honored that I can write all of this without being imprisoned. But the lack of Tillman coverage is inexcusable.
This is an athlete that was on the verge of being a highly paid defensive player for the Cardinals. Talented and driven, Tillman made a positive impact on youngsters and the NFL.
He passed on all of the fame and money to serve his country. I won't Disney this up any more, but the man took on a 360 degree lifestyle change to serve us all in the Armed Forces.
The Cardinals apparently did honor him prior to the game, and how could they not.
FROM USA TODAY:
"I think he's looking down right now, and he's really excited for us," Cardinals president Michael Bidwill said earlier this week before the team's Super Bowl XLIII showdown with the Pittsburgh Steelers. "And the second thing, he's really ticked off that he's not down here getting ready to play in the Super Bowl."
Strong safety Adrian Wilson, the longest tenured Cardinal, played alongside Tillman when he was a rookie in 2001, Tillman's final season in the league.
"Pat's memory will never die with the Arizona Cardinals," says Wilson, who assumed Tillman's starting role in 2002. "He's definitely a Hall of Fame Cardinal player."
But it was a real disappointment that the NFL didn't give a real-American hero the spotlight along side of the pilot who "slip and slided" the Hudson river with a commercial plane.
What Sullenberger did to save Flight 1549 is also beyond honorable. And I am not saying that he should not have been mentioned. The country needs a heroic effort like his to shake us out of our slump. But Pat Tillman should be mentioned by Al Michaels one breath later. Especially because his team was in the Super Bowl.
Cris Collinsworth, I guy who most of the time I dislike, has been mentioning Tillman's name throughout the playoff run for the Cardinals and with all of the recent Hall of Fame talk he had this to say.
"You can't tell me (Tillman's) not one of the most 200 important people in the history of the league," says Collinsworth. "If you ask me to tell the story of the National Football League, one of the stories I'm gonna tell you is the Pat Tillman story."
By: Jimmy Smith
I think radically sometimes. Everyone does. But my problem is that Pat Tillman was completely forgotten from the Super Bowl activities. Even when they announced Gen. Petreaus as the coin flipper, it would have fit in. But no, they forgot.
Here is a good story from USA Today about Pat Tillman being mentioned in Hall of Fame conversation.
Politics and patriotism are normally things I avoid. I love this country and feel honored that I can write all of this without being imprisoned. But the lack of Tillman coverage is inexcusable.
This is an athlete that was on the verge of being a highly paid defensive player for the Cardinals. Talented and driven, Tillman made a positive impact on youngsters and the NFL.
He passed on all of the fame and money to serve his country. I won't Disney this up any more, but the man took on a 360 degree lifestyle change to serve us all in the Armed Forces.
The Cardinals apparently did honor him prior to the game, and how could they not.
FROM USA TODAY:
"I think he's looking down right now, and he's really excited for us," Cardinals president Michael Bidwill said earlier this week before the team's Super Bowl XLIII showdown with the Pittsburgh Steelers. "And the second thing, he's really ticked off that he's not down here getting ready to play in the Super Bowl."
Strong safety Adrian Wilson, the longest tenured Cardinal, played alongside Tillman when he was a rookie in 2001, Tillman's final season in the league.
"Pat's memory will never die with the Arizona Cardinals," says Wilson, who assumed Tillman's starting role in 2002. "He's definitely a Hall of Fame Cardinal player."
But it was a real disappointment that the NFL didn't give a real-American hero the spotlight along side of the pilot who "slip and slided" the Hudson river with a commercial plane.
What Sullenberger did to save Flight 1549 is also beyond honorable. And I am not saying that he should not have been mentioned. The country needs a heroic effort like his to shake us out of our slump. But Pat Tillman should be mentioned by Al Michaels one breath later. Especially because his team was in the Super Bowl.
Cris Collinsworth, I guy who most of the time I dislike, has been mentioning Tillman's name throughout the playoff run for the Cardinals and with all of the recent Hall of Fame talk he had this to say.
"You can't tell me (Tillman's) not one of the most 200 important people in the history of the league," says Collinsworth. "If you ask me to tell the story of the National Football League, one of the stories I'm gonna tell you is the Pat Tillman story."
By: Jimmy Smith
Pittsburgh Won The Super Bowl And Now Can Use This To Clean Up The Mess
Vince says "Santonio Holmes still is mediocre."
By: Jimmy Smith
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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